Poor little Bryan Ruda.

This spunky six-year-old boy has been suspended from kindergarten in Parma, Ohio because his hair is cooler than the other kids’.

Bryan has been warned three times about his mohawk, which is banned because it supposedly “interferes with the content of education” and “distracts other children.”

Please. The school system clearly hates children with style, and the other kids are jealous.

“I understand they have a dress code. I understand he has a uniform. But this is total discrimination,” said Bryan’s mother, Michelle Barile. “They can’t tell me how I can cut his hair.”

Amen!

The real question here is: where are the students with mullets? This is Parma, Ohio, after all. (I grew up in the Midwest, I can say this. I have seen plenty of mullets during my time in southwest Michigan.) Why aren’t the mulleted students getting suspended? Because THAT is a hair style that should be banned.