Readers, I have been remiss. Apparently, the third week of March is American Chocolate Week, and I missed it. So, a happy belated Chocolate Week to all of you.

In other candy-related news, candy bans on school campuses (like the one in Connecticut who suspended a student for buying a bag of Skittles) have inspired “sugar pushers” to peddle their wares in a black market of sorts. I love it!

Way to fight the system, kids.