Ah, April 15. Today is the day where we send in our tax checks so that the government can provide us with important services like the Catfish Genome Project, asparagus technology, and the management of pig manure.
In honor of today, April 15, check out Dave Barry’s latest column, “How your taxes turn into manure.”
Trust me; you’ll need the laugh.
…because on April 15, the rest of America will empty their wallets.
From Timothy Carney’s (senior reporter for the Evans & Novak Political Report) column in the Washington Examiner yesterday:
For a minority of Americans, however, Tax Day is worth celebrating because taxes — either the dollars you pay or the complexity of complying with the law (or both) — are good news for them. I call them tax bandits, and they fit into four categories: the tax spenders, the tax receivers, the tax parasites and the tax shelters.
Read more about these tax bandits here.
(Hat Tip: Mark Tapscott)
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