Friday Fun: General Zod 2008!
Just for Fun, War for the White House Tagged barack obama, general zod, hillary clinton, John McCain April 4th, 2008This presidential race is intense. Hillary’s dodging sniper fire. Obama’s trying to shush his crazy pastor. McCain is…well, what is McCain doing?
Anyway, maybe it’s time for a fresh new candidate to shake things up. Someone like General Zod, perhaps.
When I first came to your planet and demanded your homes, property and very lives, I didn’t know you were already doing so, willingly, with your own government. I can win no tribute from a bankrupted nation populated by feeble flag-waving plebians. In 2008 I shall restore your dignity and make you servants worthy of my rule. This new government shall become a tool of my oppression. Instead of hidden agendas and waffling policies, I offer you direct candor and brutal certainty. I only ask for your tribute, your lives, and your vote.
—General Zod
Your Future President and Eternal Ruler
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April 4th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
My favorite:
Mr. Zod, will there be lots of toys when you are President?
- Katie Vargas-Spokane, WA
General Zod replies: Child, let me explain something quite important to you. Under my new order, I allow you to live. In return for your obedience, you enjoy my generous protection. I expect tribute. Your tricycle, your dolls, everything you own. All these you will gladly give to me. All swear allegience to Zod!
April 4th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Exhibit number, like, 4,251 why this blog rocks.
-MT
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April 5th, 2008 at 12:23 am
Tams, a big hat tip to you on this one. I wouldn’t have even known about General Zod had it not been for your e-mail. Thank you!
April 5th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
Oh, you would have known. Zod’s formidable cabinet is beginning to form as we speak. Type. Whatever.
-MT
Michael Tams’s last blog post..Conservablogs