So, let’s hear it: how many times have you gotten stuck in a public bathroom stall without toilet paper?

It’s annoying, for sure. But do we really need to get the government involved?

Well, according to State Senator Victor Crist (R-Fl.), we do. Crist feels so strongly about “wiping away the problem,” (I couldn’t resist!) that he’s pushing SB 836, which will ensure that all restaurant restrooms have ‘enough toilet paper’ and will also regulate the cleanliness of these restrooms.

Sadly, he’s not the only one who thinks this is a good idea—the Senate Regulated Industries Committee approved the bill on Monday. But it has two more stops before the Senate floor, so someone please stop the madness!